The official update page of Three Sixes
See what Damien and Three Sixes have been up to!
--Updated Regularly by Lord Xerxes--

Fresh Dirt! for Year 2004
Last Years Dirt:

12/31/2004
Re bookmark your page to THE NEW FRESH DIRT FOR 2005 and get the latest info.

 

12/09/2004
In case you haven't already heard, Dimebag Darrell (guitar player of Damageplan, formerly of Pantera) was shot dead at point blank range last night on stage at a show in Columbus Ohio. CLICK HERE FOR THE STORY.

Killswitch has posted his thoughts here, CLICK HERE TO READ. Everyone in Three Sixes and Universal Sign Records mourns the loss of a brother in the metal world. Rest in peace Darrell.

 

11/03/2004
THREE SIXES have just received yet ANOTHER KILLER REVIEW OF THE NEW CD this time from MUSIC CONNECTION MAGAZINE. If you didn't already know, Music Connection is one of the music industry's most well respected publications in THE WORLD. Yes, they are worldwide and they too know how bad ass THREE SIXES is! So CHECK THE REVIEW and see what they said.

Another independent distributor has also been added. Now you can buy the new THREE SIXES CD not just directly from UNIVERSAL SIGN RECORDS but now from another worldwide known music merchant as well, CD BABY. See their THREE SIXES PAGE and add your own review to the list, or better yet buy the disc!. You have FREE THREE SIXES MP3 AND SONG SAMPLES here on the site and KILLER REVIEWS to remind you how much you need this CD. So get off your ass and buy one!

Better yet, buy it in person at the next THREE SIXES SHOW on Saturday night November 11th at The Troubadour with Ice-T and BODY COUNT once again! This is a no age limit show and yes there is a full bar for all of you drunks. Check the SCHEDULE PAGE for all of the info and don't miss this gig!


 

10/12/04
The new THREE SIXES T-SHIRTS are here! They're available now online and will also be for sale at the CD release show next Saturday night. These shirts look bad ass! So empty your little brothers piggy bank and get one on your back!

If you haven't seen it already, Three Sixes also have an ad in the back of the new REVOLVER MAGAZINE so pick a copy up and check it out!


 

09/25/04
THREE SIXES ARE FINALLY PLAYING LIVE AGAIN and a few CD release gigs are now being planned in different area codes. That's right, more than one. If you go to one of these gigs you'll get a brand new, bad ass, THREE SIXES CD for FREE!!! Check the SCHEDULE PAGE to find out where the first THREE SIXES CD release show in Los Angeles County will be so you know where and when you will be leaving your girlfriend next. More dates have also been booked and confirmation is waiting with an Orange County release date to be announced soon so keep checking back. Also at this first CD release show, Don Yanon who is on the cover of the new CD and played the "Evil priest" in the new THREE SIXES "Holy Man" VIDEO will be there to sign autographs on the new THREE SIXES promotional mini posters, take pictures with and drink your beer. The first show will be Saturday October 16th and it's only 5 measly bucks to get in....you get a FREE disc, mini posters, autographs, 8x10's and stickers! What the hell are you waiting for? SEE THE SCHEDULE PAGE for more info and get your cheap ass over there!

The MP3 PAGE has just been updated so you can now sample every THREE SIXES song for free (even the new shit!) as well as getting a few full length songs too. CHECK IT OUT!

The new self titled THREE SIXES CD has already received it's first review and it is killer! CLICK HERE to see what was said about it and why you should get your copy right now from the site listed below if you're not already going to a CD release gig and scoring one.

It's now official. UNIVERSAL SIGN RECORDS who has backed THREE SIXES since the birth of the band has launched a new website. Now everyone worldwide can access THREE SIXES gear over the net with a credit card, directly from Universal Sign Records! It's a PAY PAL merchant site too, so you know your money is safe and you know you'll get what you ordered. So you can't go see THREE SIXES live because they haven't hit your town yet, or they're going to, you don't want to wait and you want a THREE SIXES T-shirt, CD or shirt for your girlie right now? How about some FREE STICKERS? Thank me later and GET IT HERE!

Speaking of stickers if you haven't heard, it is now ILLEGAL to fuck dead people in the state of California (USA). That's right, a new law was just passed. Which makes THIS STICKER so cool. Damien has made it clear that he won't stop fuckin' dead women or SINGING ABOUT IT, but he will "Be way more careful" when doing it, so he doesn't wind up with a felony for getting caught. Until now, necrophilia was legal in Califonia. Now it's a felony. I used to like Arnold and the Terminator movies. Now I think he sucks! Once again, Big Brother kills the party but Damien and THREE SIXES will not slow down!!! Xerxes-OUT!!!!


 

08/31/04
The new self-titled THREE SIXES CD is finally done! Shows are in the process of being booked as the boys over at UNIVERSAL SIGN RECORDS are finishing up the loose business ends so THREE SIXES can get back to playing live again with no more long breaks in the action. Everyone in the band and at USR thanks you for your loyal support during the downtime. If you have a place that you'd like see THREE SIXES to play at, EMAIL US and they could be in your town next! To give you a taste of what the new songs sound like and to download a full-length "Holy Man" Mp3, go to our MP3 PAGE and CLICK HERE TO READ THE LYRICS.

A ton of NEW STICKERS are also here for you to get your hands on FOR FREE!!! 2 new designs and one classic. CLICK HERE to check them out. If you want a few to deface property in your town with, EMAIL US with an address and we'll get them to you while they last!

Speaking of USR, the new, official UNIVERSAL SIGN RECORDS website is now set up and running. Now everyone worldwide can get all kinds of new THREE SIXES gear easier and faster than ever before. Credit cards now accepted! Are you in a band? USR is now also accepting submissions. Check out their website for all of the info.

The latest THREE SIXES PRESS RELEASE is also now posted here on the site. Take a look at all of the companies who are now endorsing THREE SIXES and see what the industry is being told!

I've received more than a few emails from you perverts about TANYA DEMPSEY, who starred as the daughter of the priest in the new THREE SIXES "Holy Man" video, wanting more info on her. So Tanya's new page is posted HERE, Check it and quit asking me about her.

Some of the new THREE SIXES CDs have already leaked out and a few people had some questions as how to access the videos on the new "Enhanced" CDs to play on your computer. If you want to know, CLICK HERE.

Many industry types have also been jumping onto the THREE SIXES bandwagon and FERNANDES GUITARS were one of the first. Since kicking down guitars for Killswitch (guitar) and Aleister (bass) they have been mentioned a few times in their news section and are now listed on their artists roster. GO THERE and check it out.

Lastly on a different note D-Roc, guitar player for BODY COUNT and his other band, PITCH BLAACK (both bands THREE SIXES have played with) died last week of cancer. D-Roc was the one who always wore the "Jason" hockey mask on stage and was known as "The Executioner". Everyone in THREE SIXES had mentioned how cool and incredibly nice he was. D-Roc was a good guy and he will be missed. Our best from everyone in THREE SIXES and Universal Sign Records goes out to him and his family.


 

06/13/04
A ton of new pictures were just added to the site, including live shots with Body Count, with Three Sixes in the Studio, and Behind the Scenes during the new "Holy Man" Video Shoot. Click here to go to the Photo Page!!!

More big news is on the way, keep checking back when the ink dries you will know what's up. X-Out.


05/15/04

The shooting of the new "Holy Man" video went killer and the amount of
blood used towards the end if the song was insane! Nick Griffo
(Director) and Malaki Keller (Make-up, effects) are gods! This video is
going to kick serious fuckin' ass! The new "Holy Man" video will be debuted on Saturday and Sunday, May 22 & 23rd at the
"Days of Darkness" convention that will feature all kinds of horror movie legends like Robert Englund (who played Freddie Kruger in the "Nightmare on Elmstreet" series) and many, many more! CLICK HERE to Creation Entertainment and go to the Days of Darkness link on the main page for all of the info. Three Sixes will be there in person playing the new "Holy Man" video all weekend long. Not only that, but Three Sixes will also be giving away FREE autographed 8x10s and stickers as well as selling t-shirts and CDs. So stop by and hang out with Three Sixes, shoot the shit, see the new video, take a picture and drink beers with them all fuckin weekend! Fuckin' NICE!

If that wasn't enough, both Tanya Dempsey and Don Yanon who are starring in the new video will also be there to meet, hang out and take pictures with at the Three Sixes booth too. Other celebrities will also be
hanging with Three Sixes! Their names will be added to the schedule
daily as they are confrirmed. To find out who is going to be there and
when, go to
THE SCHEDULE PAGE for all of the info. This is a one time
event that won't happen again so don't get left behind! Get your asses
down there. Couldn't keep me away!!

Also, don't forget to see Three Sixes live next Sunday, May 16th with
Death Angel at The Key Club. This show will rock! Info on that also
available on
THE SCHEDULE PAGE.

 
05/14/04
Holy Fuck!! You guys blew up the site!! THANK YOU!!

We apologize for the site being down for a day. The new host and server wasn't prepared for the onslaught of your demands for GROSS and MP3s and MUSIC VIDEOS and the rest of the site in general!!

We are preparing the server and host for your demands.. Thank you for your interest.. We love the fuck out of you all. -X

 
05/06/04
Hey! Listen up!!

Three Sixes would like to thank all of the people who sent in pics and bios to be in the upcoming Three Sixes "Holy Man" video. The actors have now been chosen. The female part will be played by Tanya Dempsey, a total hottie that happened to be in the Danny Draven horror film "Hell Asylum" that featured Three Sixes' "Lord of the Dead" in the soundtrack. Her "father" will be played by a really creepy guy named Don Yanon. The video sequences with the actors are being shot this weekend. Can you wait? Not me.. STAKE OUT !!

According to director Nick Griffo, who directed the "God Denied" video,
there is also a possibilty of a "Possession" video that will be ONLY
available to download here on the site....FOR FREE. Rumor has it that
footage for that video could be shot this weekend as well and will be
totally hardcore. Stay tuned!

According to Damien the recording of the new songs, including "Holy
Man", that Three Sixes debuted at the Key Club with Body Count is "going
well" and will be finished soon. Can't fuckin wait!

More things are happening, and fast! Keep checking back for more.

 

 05/02, 2004
UPDATES GALORE!! Getchur updates here!! Only a nickel for a tickle!
(I don't know what that means, either.. but it sounds fun!)

Update 1: NEW Fan Pics are posted!! Check 'em out! See it you made it on the page!! Now 3 separate pages for your viewing pleasure!! Thanks for sending in all the great shots!! Enjoy!

Update 2: NEW Live Photos posted!! See if you or your woman got caught on camera moshing with a bloody nose!! Check em!

Update 3: NEW MP3 Page posted!! Download .mp3 versions from this site!! Go get them, pass them around to everyone you know, and enjoy!

If you haven't read the new DAY WITH DAMIEN you are missing out... on old, fat strippers (with pictures!), bitchy whores, and girl on girl action!!
Read it now!

NEW Gross is coming... like a porn star being paid by the ounce!

X Out.. (not at all like "Seacrest, Out". Fuckin' fag.)

 
04/29, 2004
UPDATES!! Phase 1 of many! Check it!

Check the new Day With Damien!! The best one yet!! Fuckin' crazy!! This one is complete with pics of StoNEy's fat, 68-year-old stripper, highlighting her / its 250+ pounds of cellulite and 48f cup tits! A MUST READ!

Three Sixes is killing weak fucks on stage LIVE (musically, of course)!! See them play with DEATH ANGEL!! Hit the schedule page!

Gross Shit is coming in quick!! Keep hittin the Gross Page.. You never know what sick shit is comin'...

Fan pics are coming out of the woodwork!! Dividing the page into multiples!! Keep checkin'!

 
04/17, 2004
FUCK CENSORSHIP!! The Christians have tried to censor the world of Three Sixes! We have prevailed!! Damien is fuckin' furious and sounds off in his new Hall Of Fame posting!! READ IT and other new postings.

STOP THE FCC!!
FIND OUT HOW OUR FREEDOMS ARE BEING TAKEN FROM US!

I apologize for the fucked up censorship of the Gross Page and I vow to never let it happen again!! Our new website host has fuckin' balls o steel and refuses to bow down to the censorship bitches!! Please forgive me... Then... enjoy the site! Love you guys..

Enjoy to your stomachs discontent as the GROSS page is about to be updated with shitloads of goo, ooze and vomit!! Keep checkin'!

We are getting ready to post a new Day With Damien!! Keep checkin'!

We are getting ready to post new FAN pics!!

We are getting ready to post the newest LIVE Three Sixes with Body Count pics!! Keep checkin'!

You guys rock! Thanks for hangin in through the bull fuckin shit!

 03/12, 2004
Holy Chit! Three Sixes is playing with BODY COUNT in Hollywood!! Get all the info on the Shows Page!! Go!! Now!!

Also, Aleister's got a new quote with a message directly from him!! Go check out his words of truth!!
 02/20, 2004
Hey!! Loads of new DIRT!! Ready? Good.. cuz here it comes!!

Be sure to see Three Sixes rip up The Viper Room on March 6!! They are going on EARLY, at 8pm because they have to finish early. Why, you ask? Because they will be in the recording studio working on new shit the next day that will be released soon!! That's why!! Can you believe it!! NEW THREE SIXES coming soon!! NICE!! However, if you're on the MINIONS OF DOOM emailing list, you already have all of the extra info. And large testicles.. or tits.. whichever.. or both.

Yet
another website is now pimping Three Sixes! CLICK HERE and see some pics that were taken at The Gig in Hollywood that can't be seen anywhere else!

New pics have been posted on the fans page with some high profile faces. See who the newest Three Sixes fans are!! Is it you? No way. Is it me?

VOTE NOW for Three Sixes to get onto the next Ozzfest tour. CLICK THIS LINK and fill it out, copy it and send it to everyone that you have ever seen in your life and tell them to vote for Three Sixes too!

While you're filling out the shit to annoy the world with Three Sixes, harass Roadrunner Records HERE and tell them you want them to sign Three Sixes!

Just because I haven't announced it in awhile doesn't mean that Aleister doesn't have a new quote. CHECK IT OUT.

Lastly, some completely insane shit went down with Damien just a few weeks ago at another bachelor party. The details are being sent to me. As soon as I can line all of them up, a NEW DAY WITH DAMIEN will be posted. From what I've heard, this latest tale will DUST everything posted so far. Stay tuned!   Late.
 01/19, 2004
Hey freakys!! Whatcha doin? Me? Oh... I am just posting a SHITLOAD
MORE NEW GROSS SHIT for ya!! Thats ALL!! Go dig deep into the new shit and enjoy the way the flowing disgust covers your body from head to foot. Go grind your crotch in it and love it!!
 01/08, 2004
Wassup maddafuckas?!?! You want some Fresh Dirt? Here it is!  If you want some older dirt to get caught up, CLICK HERE! Big news for a big THREE SIXES year! Put down your dicks, sharpen your pencils and take some notes!!

1. THREE SIXES will be shooting another video for a new song that will be released in the very near future and ARE NOW LOOKING FOR NEW GIRLS FOR THE VIDEO! Like the previous THREE SIXES "God Denied" video, this one too will feature some topless hotties! If you are a girl over 18 who is interested in possibly BEING IN THE NEXT THREE SIXES VIDEO, and maybe even nude inside the next THREE SIXES CD, email us with a pic, contact info and some details about yourself to threesixes@threesixes.com. If you're on the MINIONS OF DOOM emailing list, you know all of the extra details on what the release will be, what will be on it and what song the video will be for. If you want to know more, sign up NOW!

2. A few new pics for the fan page are also now posted! Including THREE SIXES drummer Konnyaku wearing his THREE SIXES t-shirt in a pic with THE ONE AND ONLY REVEREND JESSE JACKSON!!!! No shit!!! If you went to the last THREE SIXES show at The Gig in Hollywood, you also had a chance to win a guitar. Well someone did and had her picture taken with the band after they played! Where the fuck were you??? See all this and more (like topless fans!) by checking out the FAN PICTURES PAGE NOW!!

3. The shows and live photos pages have been updated too! CLICK HERE TO SEE THE LIVE PICS from the last show at The Gig in Hollywood!! THREE SIXES will be in your face again live soon so get your ass out of the house, your face out of your moms hairy twat and see THREE SIXES live!!! The next show will be at The Gig in Hollywood again with a crazy ass band that has midgets in their show!!! Fuck!!! Go to the SCHEDULE PAGE, see when and who they're playing with because a link will be included to see that band. Shit they even have the midgets in their video!!!!! More shows are also on the way and very close to being inked. Stay tuned, 2004 is going to be insane!

4. Speaking of live shows, from now on Aleister will be GIVING AWAY an autographed Satanic Bible at each show to ONE person per night, IF he feels that someone deserves it. What do you have to do? Tell him how bad you want it and why, or start pits at the shows, go nuts, whatever!!! It will be available there for you from now on. Talk to the man at the shows and score yourself something cooler than fuck for FREE! Can't wait that long? Need more of the unholy word right now? Click to Aleister's bio and check out a few of his latest quotes and to see his newest favorite website...

5. A few new postings are also up in the HALL OF FAME/WALL OF SHAME check them out and send us one of your own!!!

6. More disgusting filth is also on the way for the GROSS PAGE. Nausea Master, Zaaaaaah has overloaded my email box and I'm trying to sort through all of it. I'll post it when I can, so quit bugging my ass. Until then, check out the rest of the site, YOU FUCKS!!! X-out.


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