THREESIXES.COM -- Corpse System

 

To our ever-faithful, psychotic Street Team:

So you wanna get some free shit from Three Sixes? T Shirts, autographed 8x10 pictures, free tickets to see us play, Damien’s used underwear?? YES! You can earn this shit, and more!

We have created the THREE SIXES CORPSE (points) REWARDS PROGRAM, which will allow us to keep track of your doings - in the name of THREE SIXES, of course!

Corpse Program Rewards

Corpses

Reward Available
1 Nothing!!!
10 Salvationless CD, signed or unsigned. You tell us!
10 8x10 picture of THREE SIXES. The official picture used in our press kit. Available signed or not. Hell, we'll rub it on our crotches if you insist
12 11x17 Salvationless promotional poster
20 A free ticket to a THREE SIXES show of your choice
25 Salvationless prize pack, includes CD, 8x10 and 11x17 poster
30 Any T-shirt of your choice that's currently in stock
? Damien's used underwear
50 THREE SIXES mini press kit which includes the "Salvationless" CD, both versions of the promo 8x10 picture, personalized Death Certificate - this is the real shit from the L.A. County Coroner Division - a THREE SIXES toe tag with your name and the official 10"x16" body bag we use to send to the industry fucks
100 The official THREE SIXES press kit, which includes the Salvationless CD, both versions of the 8x10 picture, poster, T-shirt, a DVD copy of the "God Denied" video (both versions for the sheltered.), stickers, 2 free tickets to a THREE SIXES show of your choice, personalized Death Certificate - this is the real shit from the L.A. County Coroner Division - a THREE SIXES toe tag with your name and the official 10"x16" body bag we use to send to the industry fucks
10,000 If anyone ever gets this far, you need to do something with your life, like get a job...BUT, you will get life time FREE OFFICIAL THREE SIXES GEAR! This means you get every CD, every show, after party invitation, new gear, latest info., and anything else we will ever have to offer for FREE! Just our way of saying thanks to our truest FANS!!!

How to Earn "CORPSES"
Now, you do these "things", you get the listed number of CORPSES (points). We'll be keeping track of your death toll. When your body count is high enough, claim the reward you want..check it out:

Corpses What You Need To Do
1 per working
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Get THREE SIXES linked on any website, including your own
2 Send Spam e-mail to more than 30 people pushing THREE SIXES and our website, and carbon copy us at streetteam@threesixes.com
2 You refer someone to sign up on either our Street Team or "Minions of Doom" emailing list and they mention you
2 Finding something on this website that needs to be fixed
2 Think of something cool for the rewards program that we haven't thought of already
2 per ticket Buy or sell a ticket to a THREE SIXES show from a band member (talk to a band member for more details) . Or get points for bringing you and your friends to a show that only sells at the door. Let a member know how many people are in your group and get the credit for the group. NOTE: Receive 3 points per ticket if you buy/sell them in quantities of 10 or more at one time
3 Email an entry for the Hall of Fame/Wall of Shame
3 Get detention at your school because you were promoting THREE SIXES. (you must send us copy of slip)
3 Canvassing your community with the elegant THREE SIXES bumper stickers, and send us pictures of you and your “damage”
3 Start a THREE SIXES newsgroup (and maintain it, of course) on a recognized server, like Yahoo, Assholes Online, MSN, etc. You receive 3 corpses for every update
3 Signing up on either the Minions of Doom or Street Team emailing lists
3 per picture Sending in a picture of yourself for the Fan Page that gets posted
4 Set-up a THREE SIXES fan site and maintain it with our ugly mugs. 4 points each day it's updated
5 Get kicked off of AOL for pushing THREE SIXES and/or our website. Forward us the email they'll send you as proof
? Offer to earn Damien's sweaty, used underwear only applies to women OVER 18. What do you have to do? Simple: Remove them yourself and take them with you. Conditions on how this can happen can only be answered by the man himself. So if you really want them, email him or ask him at a show
5 Pass out flyers with a member of THREE SIXES
10 Get suspended from school for wearing THREE SIXES shirts or any other way of spreading the name of THREE SIXES, and prove it
50 1) Get expelled from school for pushing THREE SIXES. It sucks to say that, but fuck…why not?

2) If you get arrested for something…and you “happen” to be wearing a THREE SIXES shirt…send us a copy of your mug shot (it will be on public records file…hahaha!)
50 Get THREE SIXES interviewed or featured in a magazine, cable TV show, online music website, or radio station. 100 corpses for mainstream radio
100

Booking and confirming a show that THREE SIXES plays in your town. Also includes dinner or lunch with the band before the show

200

Tattoo THREE SIXES logos, artwork, etc and send us some photos…

 

Oh yeah, steal some gear for us from some asshole bands you know, send it to us, we’ll take care of you…just kidding…

Now…what do you think? Let’s party…

-Killswitch (Homicide + Guitars, THREE SIXES)


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